At work I am often visited by squirrels. I do not mean that they come by to chat, have a coffee or anything like that. They just come up to the window by my desk to stare at me and then scurry away.
I am never quite sure why they are looking at me, but when they do I often wonder what they are thinking. Do I look like a giant animated nut that they long to sink their teeth in? Maybe they pity me. You know like a person may pity an animal at the zoo. A poor creature trapped in a cage with no freedom. Like the mighty lion that has been robbed of his kingdom, and now can only lounge about and occasionally lick himself.
I will never know what the squirrels are actually thinking, but I know what I would be thinking if I were one of them. I would wonder why this guy is staring at me. Does he think I am some kind of furry sandwich?
I will not lie and say that I have formed some kind of a connection with the squirrels. I am by no means a squirrel whisperer. I just find it interesting. I believe I will miss the little guys when the weather turns colder and they settle down for their winter naps. I hope that they too will miss me. I often envision them dreaming of me; their human nut friend.
I should probably stop thinking of this human-animal connection. I am in the middle of teaching a class and the students are starting to wonder why I am quietly staring out of the window in the middle of a lecture.
February 12, 2008 at 11:24 pm
Ontario squirrels are crazy. I lived in an infested apartment once. My roomie held a 2-day rave that scared them out. Noise is the best solution. Urine from bigger mammals is second. Any solution involving killing squirrels is poor advice. The only thing worse than the sound of living pests in your walls is the stink of dead ones.
In other commentary: October 27th? What’s up? Are you depressed?